Spy : The Secret World of Espionage - it sounds like if I told you about this, I’d have to kill you. Not to worry, Discovery Times Square and the CIA have given me clearance but the encrypted communiqué in confirmation strongly implied that future inquiries would be met with categorical disapproval.
That said, upon entering the very credible looking CIA front on West 44th Street and receiving an electronic device containing recordings of my mission and the extensive history preceding it, I was whisked in isolation to a darkened room.
Anxiously awaiting my indoctrination, I received a plasma-based video overview of what spies do. Through ingenious science, undercover danger and diligent synthesis of information,
attempts to gain an upper hand in regards to national defense, government affairs, business interests and anything else where the stakes are high. America
The concerns of highest property land in the oval office every morning in the form of the Presidential Daily Brief. JFK crucially utilized such data, according to “The Spy Who Saved the World” briefing I received on my transmitter, which was visually enhanced in pictures, devices and artifacts from the spy in question.
Otherwise, the president was able to put the “hotline” to planet-saving use during the Cuban Missile Crisis, while it was the hot seat for the KGB officer who provided the intelligence. Ending in execution, I realized I was going to be here for a while – without remorse.
Off the shock, I made my way to a CIA sanctioned dissertation – movie myth vs. reality. The touch screen talking heads began with a real live spy who drew a distinction between fiction and the real thing. “What we do is much more exciting,” said the agent.
Unfortunately, he did not elaborate, which was disappointing, but I assume his constraints are far more restrictive than mine. Regardless, the weekly airing of
: Impossible in the 60’s did create a real life intersection between life and art.. Mission set aside an agent every week to field the onslaught of questions from viewers. Remarkably, the dialogue occasionally led to tactics that the CIA employed. Langley
Nonetheless, I felt a little drag as I hooked into the birth of the
and then the development of an underwater canoe used during WWII. The Francis Gary Powers incident was old news but various gadgets kicked my gear up a bit. OSS
A hollow KGB nickel containing a tiny radio transmitter intrigued and a giant mechanic claw developed to recover a sunken Soviet Sub was an engineering marvel of the CIA. But as I was informed earlier, the most important tool of the intelligence agency is the human brain.
The Soviets used to intentionally publish tourist maps of
with mistakes to keep American spies off balance and WWI saw the French put cameras on carrier pigeons to do battlefield reconnaissance. Counter intelligence would come full circle in WWII when the Nazis deployed hawks to wreak havoc on French carrier pigeons. Moscow
Still, this low tech war waged above has not been lost to the modern age and the CIA wasn’t shy about poking fun at the Iranian version. “An Israeli spy pigeon was recently arrested by Iranian intelligence as an enemy of the state,” the electronic narrative jibed sarcastically.
But no matter how you disseminate, I was working and getting tired. Exhausted, I trudged to the wing below. I was immediately struck by the Life Magazine cover story on the assassination of Trotsky. As an avid consumer of Russian history, I was completely reengaged by the display.
I learned that the Soviet fugitive initially survived the attack, as was proven by his picture in the New York Daily News. Mystified by the historical record, I almost missed the actual ice pick that did the damage and the blood stains left behind. If that wasn’t enough, his skull was also featured but a closer look revealed it to be a forensic duplication.
I then breezed through some seriously interesting assassination gadgets and listening devices, the American treachery of the Walker Family, Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen, while tracing the CIA’s footprints to the capture of the Lockerbie Bombers. Maybe somehow sensing my elevated biorhythms, I seemed to have received an unspoken upgrade in clearance.
Meaning, I stood at the open doors of the CIA’s storied, “vault.”
This left me privy to a piece of the Berlin Wall, a mechanical Catfish used to gather information on enemy vessels and a victory letter home written on the actual stationary of Adolf Hitler.
operative and future CIA director, Richard Helms, it still could not compare to what I deemed the Holy Grail – a Nazi code machine known as Enigma. Cracked by the Mathematicians at OSS Bletchley Park in , the operation shortened the war by two years, according to the history. England
Initially, I thought how cool would it be to put my fingers to the keyboard but that sounded like interacting with technology, which really pains me. This temporary agent aside, there was plenty of interactive technology to go around for the kids.
So in case a lull comes over them, they can navigate their bodies through a laser alarm room, touch screen an encryption program and produce a digital disguise to keep them on top of their spy game.
Either way, if history and covert activity is something that inspires, this secret initiation is to die for – even if it won’t likely come to that.